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how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
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| Straight Person: | But who pays for the date? |
| Queer Person: | No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda. |
| #but we leave a tip bc we weren't raised in the JUNGLE |
False.
Double false
I didn’t even know that last one existed.
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“So basically you had a Doctor Who threesome dream?”
10880-malibu-point-california:
hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order
they are the order
I’d like a piece of that ass
no one should ever let us outside
(Source: hungarian, via ofreisandmen)
You know when you put in a different light bulb and the light looks better than the light before? That’s nice.
Do you ever wonder if people just like/drink Gatorade because they think they should? Because honestly, that shit is gross and I can’t understand why people drink it.
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i’m doing that thing where i’m laughing and crying at the same time again
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Fucking this is why I don’t like vacationing to the beach.
People make fun of me when I tell them I’m scared to get in the ocean.
“nowhere to hide from spiders”
SPACE! if we ever find spiders in space… game fucking over
(Source: thatscienceguy, via the-valley-of-teen-idles)
Dubai Timelapse. A dreamy video.
check out my new tattoo. :) not completed yet but i still love it.
which season of rupaul is this from
how do draw good
- fill 14 sketch book
- bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
- do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
- draw...
look at my face
you think this is a fucking game
oh...
OMG, that’s so fucking cool! Someone from the science side...

the glory hole in the dave and buster’s bathroom costs 1500 tickets
If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm
if you have a really big foreskin is it called a fiveskin
Honestly if I could wear my sailing medal and my 8th grade art award I would cuz it pretty much defines my life as a sailing gay ap kid